Mr. Hendrie says Rudy is “gone gone gone like a turkey through the corn” and Huckabee is “chopped pork on a bun”.
Father James McQuarters of Belmar Academy comments on the economy & Austin Amarka compares Obama to the guy on the Comfort Inn commercial.
Ms. Joy (real) joins the show. Phil wants to know if Code Pink are pacifists and she doesn’t know. Mr. Hendrie totally chops her. He plays some audio of Code Pink (Gail Murphy) calling soldiers at Walter Reed Military Hospital ‘traitors’ and ‘terrorists’, courtesy of www.FreeRepublic.com .
The National Organization of Women take a dump on Ted Kennedy for endorsing Obama instead of their gal.
Phil is sick of Drew Peterson news. Drew wants to be on the game show ‘Moment of Truth’ which features a lie detector test.
Mr. Hendrie will interview the man falsely accused of assasinating Malcom X later this week and likes the idea of a serial killer board game by Ryan Hobson.
Father James McQuarters doesn’t think the economy is that bad yet. He wants his parishioners to avoid the ‘ham-handed nature of the devil’. Doing a cake-walk, bingo, or church carnivals and presenting the Father with only canvas bags of nickels is an affront to the Lord because it resembles robbing a vending machine or cashing in empty beer bottles all morning. He wants checks made out to Belmar Academy and does not want to count change all night. The good Father does not want to pick up bags of change while listening to confessions of daughters being lesbians and husbands being ‘caught with boys’. He doesn’t want to pick up and move another bag of change like an Egyptian moving another stone up the pyramids. Some guy named ‘Hal’ calls in and argues with him about how great bingo games are for the church.
Phil plays some audio from TMZ.com of a guy posing as Heath Ledger’s father. Apparently Tom Cruise & John Travolta couldn’t see through the bullcrap with their Scientology skills.
Mr. Hendrie talks about Brady Barr of National Geographic wanting to do more than Steven Irwin (stay alive). Brady got a hippo on his action. Phil plays audio of him screaming like a little girl when he gets bit by a snake. Bud Dickman says he is a Herpetologist who studies herpes.
Phil talks about the FBI investigating subprime loan practices. New Hampshire requires people convicted of public urination be added to the sex offender database.
Austin Amarka thinks Comfort Inn is purposefully using an actor in their advertisements that looks like Obama because they are racist against the presidential candidate. Austin says the actor sounds like a cash-strapped hillbilly who is hitchhiking everywhere and makes Obama seem like he’s hopping boxcars from town to town. He thinks they don’t want blacks staying at the Comfort Inns. Austin notes that the song is sung by Johnny Cash who was also a hitchhiking pill-head hobo. Comfort Inn is basically implying that Obama sleeps in motels. CKTB Ontario Canada caller (sounds like David Oliva) questions Austin and requires ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answers. Austin resents being ganged up on by Phil and the caller like a date rape.
Sean Young heckled some award show. Phil plays the audio.
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