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2008-02-26 KTLK
Dean Wheeler talks about how training the Piper’s Sons (a Code Pink auxilliary) almost lead to the death of a member. RC Collins & Jeff Dowder talk about the Obama campaign inspires young people and Justin McElroy talks about a weird chat session.
Phil decides not to vote for Hillary.
Jeff Dowder & RC Collins discusses Obama’s Midi-chlorian count and the Midi-chlorian ethic. Obama also has a more Starwarsesque name. Larry Grover calls in from Culver City and complains that kids these days are only interested in chloride & chlorine counts.
Pet sterilization talk.
Democrat debate talk.
Tucker Carlson flips his lid and Phil rolls the audio. Sounds pretty good to me. Phil says Kiki McClean should shut her big fat mouth.
Phil interviews some guy from cnet on net neutrality. Mr. Hendrie continues to quaintly refer to bit torrent as a ’site’.
Venezuelans are trying to purge english terms. Phil calls Hugo Chavez a manipulative dictator.
Mr. Hendrie loves the shows To Catch A Predator & Perverted Justice. Phil catches Hugo Chavez sending a picture of his penis to a minor.
Bud Dickman was too afraid to play a clip of Senator Robert Byrd saying ‘white niggers’. Norman Finkelstein supports hezbollah and Phil rolls the audio.
David G. Hall says Bud informed him that Phil was liberally sprinkling his program with the n-word and called Al Sharpton a “swamp-runnin’ ‘n’”.
Dean Wheeler of the Piper’s Sons (name taken from a nursery rhyme) was working with an white indian named Bertha McDonald (local leader of Code Pink) who goes by “Wild Nut” when he nearly killed his unfaithful wife in a water-boarding demonstration. Dean felt bad about it so he is going to get ‘audited’ because he is also a scientologist to get in line with the 3-5 C’s of scientology. Bud Dickman notes that they are ‘clarity’, ‘congealing’, ‘counteracting’, & ‘civility’. Dean later attempted to kill his wife with a ball peen hammer but couldn’t because he does not possess any upper body strength. Bob McWhistle is going to be taking over for Dean until he can get well again.
Some teacher got fired for talking about nature vs. nuture in terms of sessual orientation. Phil opines that it is nature while, as usual, providing no evidence whatsoever.
Black History Month segment. James Parker, unemployed waiter, caved in the head of President McKinley’s assassin before he could get off a third shot.
Justin McElroy started a chat room for older women called Cougarama so he could spy on it. He researched his ideas in another chat room for singles & politics. They were attacking someone with the screen name ‘LongTallSally’ for liking Keith Olberman so Justin started defending her. LongTallSally thanked Justin and asked him to go to a private chat room with her. She said she was six feet tall and 200 lbs with gray hair so Justin thought it was some old lesbian. But LongTallSally revealed herself to be the actual Keith Olberman. Justin’s screen name is ‘Umdude’. Mr. McElroy drove to NBC to confront Mr. Olberman and noticed Keith winking at him as he drove by.
England had an earthquake & Chris Matthews moans about something. Pentagon makes a new vehicle called a Crusher.
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