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2008-02-27 KTLK
Obama & McCain talk. Phil basically wishes Obama was as militant as McCain and wishes McCain was more of a dope-smoking, baby-killing, fudgepacker.
Some guy shoots 8 people at a bus stop in LA. Moral of the story: buy a car or a gun or both.
Phil mentions a book called “Dial 911 and Die”
Clara Bingham calls from Joyful Union Congregation to discuss waterboarding. She and Pastor William Rennick waterboard autisic children who misbehave. Clara waterboards the pastor by way of demonstration. Father James McQuarters plays a tape of a sermon he was giving while a autistic kid was interrupting it with hoots and hollers. McQuarters was forced to waterboard the child afterwards. Clara plays audio of the pastor being waterboarded. Father McQuarters suggests that waterboarding may be a cure for autism.
Art Madrid, mayor of La Mesa, CA, barfed everywhere. Some mayor in Oregon (Carmen Kontur-Gronquist) got recalled on accounta she wore a bikini.
Phil claims to be taking actual calls and Harvey Wireman discusses McCain being born in the Panama Canal Zone being an issue in the election. Mr. Hendrie delves into constitutional law to divine an answer to whether or not Johnny is eligible to run for president.
Phil takes a real phone call for the first time in months. Joe in Ontario talks to Phil about the new energy drink ‘Blow’.
Law Talk with Harvey Wireman. Mr. Wireman says that the Panama Canal Zone was American territory when McCain was born. Margaret Gray helps him read the details. Charlie LaFountain calls in to ask a question, hang up, and listen. Bob Green calls in when Harvey mispronounces ‘regulations’ ‘arugala’ (lettuce). Then Harvey mispronounces “District of Columbia” as “dickie of a collapsed lung”.
Jay Leno talk… Bobby Cutts Jr. talk… Richard & Dave call in. Wow, real callers. Not funny, but real.
Thousands of foreign student pilots, many from Syria, have been taking pilots lessons after 911 in the US. Art Griego, pilot, calls in to comment on the foreign students. Whenever he hears a foreigner say he wants to learn to fly, Art asks if he wants to learn to take off and land also.
Some lady bugged her child’s backpack to spy on her teacher. Phil plays the audio. Then he plays audio of some bus driver.
Phil relates the story of Father Giles spiraling a piece of chalk into the back of his head in high school.
Mr. Hendrie is depressed by a recent news story that claims some depression medication is comparable to placebos. He suspects the story was written by a scientologist. Phil disagrees with Irving Farkwar of Douchebag University and gets emotional because Phil wants to keep popping his pills.
According to Phil, female teachers who molest male students are ‘crazy’ but male teachers who molest female students are ‘perverts’. Bobbie & Steve Dooley, listening on KROD, call in to comment and explain the difference between attractions between men & women. Vernon complains that she is rambling. Justin McElroy complains about butterfaces.
Vernon Dozier programs robocalls. He says that Fieldmarshall Feinstein shouldn’t complain about them because, according to Vernon, people LOVE getting phone calls from robots. He even plays a tape of a robocall of Obama calling an old lady and her enjoying it.
Phil mentions the passing of William F. Buckley and recalls his good old days. He plays some audio of Noam Chomsky on his show, “Firing Line”.
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