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2008-02-27 KTLK

Obama & McCain talk. Phil basically wishes Obama was as militant as McCain and wishes McCain was more of a dope-smoking, baby-killing, fudgepacker.

Some guy shoots 8 people at a bus stop in LA. Moral of the story: buy a car or a gun or both.

Phil mentions a book called “Dial 911 and Die”

Clara Bingham calls from Joyful Union Congregation to discuss waterboarding. She and Pastor William Rennick waterboard autisic children who misbehave. Clara waterboards the pastor by way of demonstration. Father James McQuarters plays a tape of a sermon he was giving while a autistic kid was interrupting it with hoots and hollers. McQuarters was forced to waterboard the child afterwards. Clara plays audio of the pastor being waterboarded. Father McQuarters suggests that waterboarding may be a cure for autism.
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Phil: Friday, September 01, 2000
Hour 1:

“Revirginization Center” Phil is joined by Dr.Jim Sadler who has bought an entire hour of advertisement on the show to talk about creating the illusion of being a virgin. David G. Hall calls in to yell at Phil for not letting Dr.Sadler finish the hour.

Life: Born-again virgins claim to rewrite the past

Through spiritual or surgical routes, women give their first time a do-over

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2008-02-26 KTLK

Dean Wheeler talks about how training the Piper’s Sons (a Code Pink auxilliary) almost lead to the death of a member. RC Collins & Jeff Dowder talk about the Obama campaign inspires young people and Justin McElroy talks about a weird chat session.

Phil decides not to vote for Hillary.

Jeff Dowder & RC Collins discusses Obama’s Midi-chlorian count and the Midi-chlorian ethic. Obama also has a more Starwarsesque name. Larry Grover calls in from Culver City and complains that kids these days are only interested in chloride & chlorine counts.

Pet sterilization talk.

Democrat debate talk.

Tucker Carlson flips his lid and Phil rolls the audio. Sounds pretty good to me. Phil says Kiki McClean should shut her big fat mouth.

Phil interviews some guy from cnet on net neutrality. Mr. Hendrie continues to quaintly refer to bit torrent as a ’site’.

Venezuelans are trying to purge english terms. Phil calls Hugo Chavez a manipulative dictator.

Mr. Hendrie loves the shows To Catch A Predator & Perverted Justice. Phil catches Hugo Chavez sending a picture of his penis to a minor.

Bud Dickman was too afraid to play a clip of Senator Robert Byrd saying ‘white niggers’. Norman Finkelstein supports hezbollah and Phil rolls the audio.

David G. Hall says Bud informed him that Phil was liberally sprinkling his program with the n-word and called Al Sharpton a “swamp-runnin’ ‘n’”.

Dean Wheeler of the Piper’s Sons (name taken from a nursery rhyme) was working with an white indian named Bertha McDonald (local leader of Code Pink) who goes by “Wild Nut” when he nearly killed his unfaithful wife in a water-boarding demonstration. Dean felt bad about it so he is going to get ‘audited’ because he is also a scientologist to get in line with the 3-5 C’s of scientology. Bud Dickman notes that they are ‘clarity’, ‘congealing’, ‘counteracting’, & ‘civility’. Dean later attempted to kill his wife with a ball peen hammer but couldn’t because he does not possess any upper body strength. Bob McWhistle is going to be taking over for Dean until he can get well again.
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2008-02-25 KTLK

Doug Dannger will discuss the Oscars sucking, Lloyd Bonafide & Jim Sadler debate Scientology, and Brad Rifkin pimps his new video called Nannies Gone Wild.

Phil demystifies Scientology. Mentions Operation Snow White & Operation Freakout. Mr. Hendrie says he is going to take the Philcam to the next anti-scientology demonstration on March 15th.

Nader talk and audio. Phil calls him the Ron Paul of the democrat party.

Brad Rifkin talks about his NannyCam video called Nannies Gone Wild. It features funny child abuse caught on tape. Some of the sections are titled ‘Kid Lob’ (nannies tossing infants on couches), ‘Kid Go Boom’ (nannies pushing babies down wooden stairs), & ‘Monkey on a Grapevine’ (nannies greasing monkey bars). ‘Susan’ calls in all outraged.

Bud Dickman says the photo of Obama in muslim garb makes him look like a guy what plays a flute for a snake.

Lloyd Bonafide calls himself the #1 critic of Scientology. Dr. Jim Sadler is offended by Lloyd calling it a cult and threatens to ‘tone’ him with new age music. Lloyd begs for mercy and confuses ‘Sciencetology’ with the ‘Christian Science Sect’. Rudy Canoza calls in to reprimand Jim for screaming ‘la la la’ every time Lloyd mentions Xenu.

Phil tortures us with Joy Behar audio. Some nuts protest on a jet in England. Phil says he can’t tell the difference between the inside of a dog’s colon and China. Mr. Hendrie thinks Bono is an idiot for recommending a global tax. Phil calls the British protesters a ‘gaggle of clacking cockney housewives’.

Doug Dannger reviews the Oscars. He claims movie makers are trying to make movie goers into ‘chumps’ these days. Doug says the academy awards need to ‘go Western’. ‘Carole’ calls in from Lexington, KY.

Dr. Greenthumb Report: Phil dicusses Oaksterdam, a trade school what teaches you to grow ‘medical’ marijuana.

Brad Rifkin comes back for more NannyCam videos. “Best of NannyCam: Nannies Go Wild: Baby’s Revenge” is also offered. Brad plays a creep portion of ‘Baby go Boom’ that sounds like a kid squealing, giggling, and something falling down stairs. Next, a baby hits a nanny with taser and she falls down stairs. A whole gang of babies gangs up on the nanny in “Baby Gone Bad”. OMG SO FUNNY. The nanny fell 7 flights of stairs and another baby was waiting at the bottom with another taser.

Phil plays some audio of Gary Busey & Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars.

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